Once upon a time Adam was the first man to walk the earth. As another Adam way down the line I am still trying to figure out how to top that.
Skiing
I spend a lot of time skiing.
"Hadron Collider"
Poetry
As I lurch my way into the realms of suitable allegorism have a taste:
There once was a man named Phil,
Who was never informed how to mill,
He was rolled by a stone,
He let out a groan,
And that was the end of Phil